Lists on an less than fun day

When you're at a the best cancer hospital in North Texas, and you qualify for the corner suite, this is what you get.

1.  Room for 3 doctors, 3 nurses, 1 tech, and 4 family members to be in the room all at the same time, without anyone tripping on each other.

2.  A "Blood Fairy" tech who completes a blood stick on the very first try and successfully draws a rainbow of vials, total 4, with absolutely no flinching from Mom.

3.  A patient tech who can lift and assist Mom with grace, confidence, and ease, and who knows already that if you startle Mom from sleep when you walk in the room, you need to give her a few minutes to wake up completely before taking blood pressure readings.

4.  An oncology social worker who explains the process, and the brevity of what Mom's stay could be, with heart, compassion, thought, and patience.  

5.  Visits from (probably) a total of 5 different doctors in a single day.  And they were working as a team, clearly, from their conversations.

6.  Productive discussions with every single hospital employee who is in the room, which means they read the chart before the come in!

7.  Delivery of the room service menu at almost exactly the same delivery time they said it would take.  How nice to know dinner is served at 645pm, instead of someone just popping into the room with a tray.  Even if it's clear liquids, the presentation was nice and the server was dressed in a serving uniform, with a nice cap on.  His personal demeanor and dress were fitting of a fancy restaurant. Seriously.

What you don't expect, but what you also get is new issues, probably due to the number of  moves she's made between hospitals and nursing facilities.  Good news is that her infection has responded positively to antibiotics, and her voice has almost completely returned.  Bad news is that she has a new gastrointestinal problem which requires investigation.  So I have another list to share.

Ways to get a patient to drink a salt water tasting liquid.

1.  Tell her stories about her grandchildren.

2.  Tell her stories about sales at Ann Taylor Loft.

3.  Call her brother and have him tell how hot and humid it is in North Carolina, and how he helped his cousin install a sliding glass door today. And then tell her how you can't imagine any of your daughters helping their cousin install a sliding glass door!

4.  Tell her that the nice oncology social worker looks a lot like her friend Brandi. 

5.  Flavor the liquid with apple juice.  (gross)

6.  Flavor the liquid with green "Ice" drink from Costco. (gross)

7.  Flavor the liquid with the orange drink. (gross)

8.  Estimate the number of swallows it takes to get to the next 1/4 of the cup down.  Try to count the swallows.  Not easy..some swallows are sips and they don't count!

9.  Tell her that this is probably equally bad to the Brussels sprouts that I tried to make years ago, just like Rachael Ray, that were a miserable flop. Never again.

10.  Tell her you're so very, very sorry she has to do this.  But that it's the only thing that will help with tomorrow's test.

We said goodbye to Sara today, headed back to California to be with her wonderful husband, precious son, and loving kitties. We are so thankful for her time here and her coordination with Dr. Maher's office which brought us to this good place. We're all confident we're in the right hospital with the right staff.   Just need to get Mom to the right level of health. Today was a hard day, with a step forward (voice) and a step backward (GI).   But Mom's a trooper, and I know she'll finish today and start tomorrow as strong as she can.